Craig’s notes
I put on a mystery tape and ended up watching old people talk about their sexual escapades in retirement communities. We had a lot of fun with that. I thought we were settling in for some old commercials, and suddenly I’m learning that retirement is considerably more eventful than I’d planned for.
That was 20/20 Friday. Then came WSYX Night Beat, where the Buckeye Bus had a beer tap. This tape was making a pretty strong case for getting out more.
I came back to this tape twice. Soul Train brought more ads; later I got two Jerry Springer blocks, with Columbus businesses and Sunny 95's Dino and Stacy doing sitcom spoofs in the breaks. The recording then made a weird cut to The King of Queens. I stopped there, so there's still more tape to get through.
Content inventory
Shows and segments (playback order)
- 20/20 Friday on WSYX: Older adults and AIDS prevention; weight and relationships; the Duchess of York discussing weight; a memory-loss story. The serial-killer reference in the notes is not securely identified.
- WSYX 6 News: Night Beat: Tom Layton and Tonya Hutchins anchor. Clay Hall reports from Champaign ahead of Ohio State vs. Illinois; Terry Russell and the Buckeye Bus with its beer tap appear in the notes.
- Soul Train on WGN: The August session reaches Soul Train. The September continuation includes Deborah Cox and Soul Train’s word-unscrambling game. Tyrese and Rufus Blaq are tentative identifications, not confirmed appearances.
- Jerry Springer: My Mother Made Me a Prostitute: One WSYX block, first noted with “XXX Jobs /” as well as this title; a psychologist appears. Craig later confirmed this episode identity. October 16, 1998 is the listed original air date, not an asserted tape recording date.
- Jerry Springer: Threesome Disasters!: Second WSYX block. Craig confirmed this episode identity; October 19, 1998 is the listed original air date, not an asserted recording date.
- Cut to The King of Queens: A recording cut after the Springer block leads into The King of Queens. Viewing stopped with the tape still unfinished.
Commercial inventory
WSYX opening 20/20-to-Night Beat block (exact break boundary unspecified)
- Enterprise — they pick you up
- LensCrafters
- Mitsubishi Galant
- Olive Garden
- Sears Home Central
- Sam Neill for MCI WorldCom
- GMC Sierra trucks
- USPS — one flat price, taking a jab at FedEx and UPS
- Serta — they make the world’s best mattress
- License Renewal with the Fidelity guy — get your free investing guide
- Ace Hardware with Madden
- Pentium soccer ad
- Mood Mender from Celestial Seasonings
- George Voinovich campaign ad
- Kinko’s ad
- Mustang — Built to Last
- L’Oréal Excellence Crème
- Visa at a music-hall venue
- Sears Super Capacity Kenmore washer and dryer
- Chrysler
- Robitussin-DM
- How do you get a kid to eat shredded wheat? Post Honey Nut Shredded Wheat
WGN Soul Train block
- Hidden Valley Garden Vegetable Ranch
- NyQuil
- Sterling Bank will give you a Visa, Mastercard, or both!
WGN Soul Train continuation
- 1-800-call ATT to win concert tickets
- McDonald’s Haunted Halloween VHS promotion (title heard as “scared willy,” unconfirmed): Identification or spelling follows Craig’s provisional notes; check the footage before treating it as confirmed.
- Spin Fresh from glade
- Totino’s pizza rolls
- Children's Advil
- Double Mint Gum (twins)
- Animated Sprite hip-hop spot (performers tentatively heard as Mack 10? and Common): Identification or spelling follows Craig’s provisional notes; check the footage before treating it as confirmed.
- Fat Free Pringles (now with Olestra)
- Preparation H
- LensCrafters
- Tampax bike riding
- Cowboy salt shakers saying its time to change the glade plug in
- Hidden Valley Ranch
- Propecia will regrow your hair
- Coca-Cola
- Colgate keeps brushing
- Totino’s again
- Hidden Valley Ranch
- Pine-Sol rain clean
- Covergirl – bewitch, bedazzle
- Real Psychic Readings – American Association of Professional Psychics
- Burger King sponsors song of the week
- Sears – R&B hip hop colors of fall
- Sprite hip hop anime commercial
- Nyquil – win by recognizing this voice
- Geico with the car insurance fairy
- Brita
- McDonald’s sponsored Soul Train
- McDonald’s Haunted Halloween VHS promotion (title heard as “scared willy,” unconfirmed): Identification or spelling follows Craig’s provisional notes; check the footage before treating it as confirmed.
- Need to check in? – call 1800 call att!
- Pillsbury cookies – people talking with their mouths closed
- Lugz Boots – kissed on subway
- Louisiana Hot Sauce
WSYX Jerry Springer: My Mother Made Me a Prostitute block
- Cross Country Bank Visa Credit Card
- Kroger – firefighter talking frozen foods – Swanson, Ore-Ida 3 for $5
- Roadmaster Drivers School – learn to be a trucker
- Hatfield's Auto Mall
- 1-800-Hair-Club
- Stone Street Capital
- Quintel Cellular – Free Phone!
- Nationwide Warehouse – SELLING STARTS TODAY
- DeVry – this girl learned computers
- UC Lending
- Majors Medical Supply – they got wheelchairs!
- 1-800-SAFE-AUTO
- 4 Floors Carpet – Powell and Columbus
- ISC – Inventors Help Line
- Lens Express
- X-Files movie on video, buy it today
- A+A Engine Installers
- The Brink’s Lullaby – security system – only $99
- Master Clean carpet and upholstery cleaners
- Rent and Own with Shastar (name/spelling unconfirmed): Identification or spelling follows Craig’s provisional notes; check the footage before treating it as confirmed.
- Rainbow Rentals – Sony PlayStation!
- Animated toothbrush – 1-800-DENTIST
- Barkan + Neff Law Offices
- Long Term Care – Ohio Health Care Association
- 1-800-GENERAL – Naked Cowboy in Diner
- RentWay
- Nationwide Warehouse – FREE LAYAWAY!
- Sunny 95 Dino and Stacy: All in the Family spoof
- Sunny 95 Dino and Stacy: The Honeymooners spoof
WSYX Jerry Springer: Threesome Disasters! block
- Quintel Cellular
- Eyeglass Factory Big Sale!
- Safe Auto – Affordable Insurance!
- Call the Lawyers Group to get money now
- Toaster Breaks Pizza (name/spelling unconfirmed): Identification or spelling follows Craig’s provisional notes; check the footage before treating it as confirmed.
- Shirley Jones for Fiberall
- The Fantom Thunder difference! Vacuum
- Injury HelpLine
- Majors Medical Supply
- Roadmaster at the Ohio State Fairgrounds
- Nationwide Warehouse
- Farkas Law Firm
- Check n Go – they'll cash a check so you can eat steak
- Roni Deutch Law Firm – IRS cases
- Stone Street Capital – they buy lawsuit settlements
- 1-800-Bar-None – Fran Tarkenton
- Brink’s Lullaby
- Lee Thompson and Associates – car crash lawyer
- Dr Bharmota's Weight Loss Clinic (name/spelling unconfirmed): Identification or spelling follows Craig’s provisional notes; check the footage before treating it as confirmed.
- UC Lending – Lady on Roof
- Anti Bob Taft ad – Paid for by working men and women of Ohio
- Koffel & Jump – bankruptcy law
- Mr Cash! Call 1-800-888-Loan
- Engine Exchange – make your car run like new
- Master Clean
Station and show promos
WSYX opening 20/20-to-Night Beat block (exact break boundary unspecified)
- *The Practice* this Sunday promo — SHOCKING
- *Cupid* promo
- *The Color Purple* promo
- *Assassins* network television premiere on Channel 6
- WSYX restaurant guide
- WSYX Night Beat tease (cloned sheep? uncertain)
- Monday Night Football promo: Dolphins vs. Jaguars
- WSYX at 11 news tease: bad year for citrus
WGN Soul Train block
- *MacGyver* promo
WSYX Jerry Springer: My Mother Made Me a Prostitute block
- Soldier movie trailer
- Judge Judy promo
- Hollywood Squares promo with Gilbert Gottfried
- Howard Stern Radio Show WSYX 6 TV Show Promo – Saturday Nights
WSYX Jerry Springer: Threesome Disasters! block
- Judge Judy
- George Wallace, Luke Perry, Robert Klein – Hollywood Squares Promo
Tape details
- Archive ID
- VHS-2025-006
- Recording type
- Home recording of television broadcasts
- Format
- VHS
- Opening WSYX block
- October 9, 1998, supported by the following day’s Ohio State/Illinois coverage and a Sunday Practice promo; not a whole-tape recording date
- Later Springer episode air dates
- October 16 and 19, 1998 (episode-guide dates; recording dates not independently established)
- Viewing
- Partial viewings August 18, September 8 and October 6, 2026; tape unfinished and remainder unknown
- Sleeve
- Kodak HS High Standard T-120; cassette has blank stock label
- Condition
- Good (catalog assessment)
On the label
- Printed Kodak HS T-120 sleeve and blank cassette label: The sleeve says Kodak, HS / High Standard, VHS and T-120. The cassette label has printed VHS, recording-speed and audio checkboxes, but no handwritten program title.




